Hi guys,

I'm know, I know... I'm the guy that bitches the most about the lack of activity on our blog and now I'm the biggest let down of us all. I'm sorry, I really want to post more but I haven't had the energy to post in ages. So lets see if I can get the ball rolling again...

First let me say a big thanks to Ed and Liz for showing up for New Years. Ed... honestly man, from the bottom of my heart... Thanks. You are truly an awesome guy. No wonder all the woman think your the best Sticky Finger. You come through for me every time. You and Liz have plenty going on these days, and for you both to drive all the way here for a visit less than 24hrs in length.... Seriously man, you rock! Liz hold on tight to this guy cause there aren't too many out there like him. And Liz once again, thanks for the Bday Treats, I had to hide them for the little party I held for myself... yes alone... me and the chocolate! Don't you judge me!

I think/hope everyone had a good time at the party. It was a bit more tame than the usual, due to having some new faces, as well as the abundance of pregnant woman. Yes Jase and I are to be uncles once again. I have to say it got me by surprise, but I couldn't be happier. Tony and Nancy have 2 of the coolest kids around, and I'm looking forward to having a third brat around to bring balance to the world. I don't care if its a boy or a girl, and I don't even want to know, but growing up as the dysfunctional middle child is the best thing in the world. I get an older sister to lean on, and a little brother to have lean on me, so what could be better? This means now my God Son/Nephew (Christian) becomes cette middle child, and one day I hope he looks at it all the same way I do, and not as a burden like some think of it as. So congrats to the Ropers, I'm super happy for them all. Its going to be a busy summer filled with filled diapers and sleepless nights. (maybe its time to open up this blog to the Moms, so they have an outlet overnight)

24... Oh my sweet sweet 24... Ok I'll be the first to admit that this season premiere was lacking compared to the premieres of yesteryear, but you know what it did do for me? It really put all the previous years into perspective. As I sat there watching with my sister and Laurie (more to come on that one) I started to think back. Its no spoiler that Jack is now a Grand Dad, and its a well known tidbit that this year marks the first time we see Jack really smile. Then the shit hits the fan.... but as I watched and as Laurie asked questions (she's never seen the show) I started to think back to the passed 8 years. Take away all the crazy of the top shit in the show, and really you watch a mans life progress over 8 years. Its crazy when you really think about it. 8 years... what have we done in 8 years? Sure nothing compares to JB but man, time has flown by, fast and slow. But the funny thing about watching the show with someone that has never seen it was filling her in on the back story (without spoiling it cause I hope to one day catch her up) but in this episode they mention Jack taking a plane... so I lean over to her and say... "You know, the last time Jack took a plane, he landed it on a highway" then she looks at me like I'm crazy. Then they mention Mexico, so I lean over and say, "Jack was in Mexico once.... He was under cover and became a Heroin Addict" so she looks at me and asks "Are you joking???" "Nope" I say smiling. And then the last scene of the premiere comes around and.... I couldn't say a dam thing! Cause that would spoil too much, but any of us that watched this years premiere was thinking the same thing I was.... "BEEN THERE, JACKS DONE THAT!!!"
So I have hope for 24 this year. I agree the OMPH is gone but I owe it to this guy to follow through with this all. I love this show, its been my baby for the passed 8 years. You guys have dedicated time to it but its not the same I think when you watch the DVDs. There is something about that clock ticking at the end and then having to wait a week that really makes you feel like you're living it with JB, and I look forward to the aggravation again this year. We all get old, our lives all slow down, but we still make the best of it, so I'm with JB till the end, I hope he's a crippled old man saving the world for years to come.

And now the grand Finale....

The Reason behind this Posts Title.....

This Blog started back when I was doing my own blog about the rare excitement in my life. Well one of my posts was about a girl named Lori. Then a a few years after that was destroyed by phone call by my brother, I met LAURI, who later on remembered she was still dating her boyfriend all while still dating me. Ahh the Memories.....

So now the secret is out. What all started as a Secret Code in a Blog Post, which only Sheree and Liz decoded way back in June, is still going strong. By now everyone except Sheree has met the mystery woman in my life, who thankfully only shares the same name as my passed crazies and as of yet has shown no signs of the same mental illnesses. So for the sake of making future Blog Post searches easier, I would like to formally announce my current GIRLFIREND (since the last chick had a problem using that term) LAURIE (please take note of the multiple spellings of the same freakin NAME!)

Now some of you may be thinking "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MORON DOING? Comparing or adding this girl into the mix with previous girls he's dated?!?!!"
And I say to those people.... HAVE YOU READ THIS BLOG??? Its kinda hard to hide something that is so out in the open!!! I am merely pointing out the humor in all of this because not many people can say they have been involved with 3 woman with the same name! Honestly I think its kind of fitting that it would happen to me, n'est pas?

So yes Laurie and I have been dating for 8 or 9 months now (she does the accounting in the relationship) and so far so good. We met of all places.... the internet.. weird right? But the Official story is we met at the Bowling Alley... don't ask.
She actually sought me out, which was a pleasant change from the norm, and it wasn't even on my fav site POF, it was some shitty site I was having an affair with when POF wouldn't put out. I liked going on this site to mostly do fun quizzes and puruse the thousands of pictures of woman. Well one day when I was visiting Montreal I got a message telling me to "stop stalking and to say something already". (the chicks can see when their pics are viewed and I tended to look at the good looking ones more than once) So I responded and from there it started.

The first time we met, I was in her hood, and she was at a friends house. I was parked in the friends parking lot, so they could see me out the window, but she refused to come down. So me being impatient when it comes to meeting, I decided to pull all stops and seduce her from afar. I got out of my Jeep, and began to do the most seductive dance I could muster up in the parking lot. Well my friends, let me tell you... once she saw my moves.... it took about another 30mins on the phone of me begging before she considered coming down!!!

But she was nice and finally she did come down, dressed in nothing but her night gown (dirty right? ya I know how to pick em)
So we sat in the Jeep talking for a while, and then my mind started going... should I make the move? Should I wait? Will the PKOD make its triumphant return? Will she go crazy like so many before her????

SCREW IT!!! I'm going for it!!!

I lean in for the kill and.......

You know whats next right???