Post details: Thank heaven for Airbags and Big Boobs!

November 6th, 2009

Thank heaven for Airbags and Big Boobs!

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Hey, good to hear everyone is ok. Make sure to massage your woman daily to relieve her pain but I was watching Dr. OZ and he mentioned a few weeks ago that Sex was good for Whiplash... so look into that.
Now what is this car we speak of, and more importantly this Toronto location? Be careful buying a car here... because we have so many highways with so many lanes and so much traffic, and then we have so many Arabs and Indians, well its really tough to find a car here that hasn't been a CAB, or even worse... actually driven!

So what are you getting??? Giving into your mid life crisis and getting a Honda again?!?! Oh and By the way, my buddy never ripped you off, he just got a really good deal on a car cause someone wasn't bright enough to check his oil every once in a while!!! He had to completely rebuild that engine... but luckily for him he was mechanically inclined so that cost next to nothing to do, so then he fixed up the car some more and sold it for a shit tonne of money! So the moral here is... If you have testicles then you should at least know how to check the oil on a car. And if you have testicles, AND have worked at a full service gas station but still don't know how to check your oil.... well then those testicles should be revoked!

(and with my luck now my engine will explode when I go start my Jeep!!!)

Keep us Posted
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh and Ed... Quelle Job?

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