Well, I threw 500$ out the window today, or well I guess flushed it down the toilet is an analogy that would fit today’s story a little better.

You see I was at work when I got hit with an unavoidable sensation to relieve my self so I sat on the bowl. This is bad enough cause takin a dump in public is yet another one of my pet peeves, I hate to have to put down like 3 layers of TP so there’s a healthy buffer between my ass and the seat (I know, I got issues).

Well today the dreaded session was not going as smooth as it usually does so I figured I’d amuse myself with a game a chess on the cell phone. I was about a minute into gettin a beating from the comp when I lost my grip on the phone. I remember thinking na, what are the chances, then I heard it... Ker Plunk...Fuck!!! Looked down and there it was, the lights still glowing in the water…lol.

So I ask you, was dropping my phone into the toilet the pulling a Nelson or was it the part when I reached in to the turds to pick it up?

I pulled the battery as fast as I could and dried it off but I think its dead. I'll try it again in like a week or so but even if it works it's been flagged, see it's been somewhere that nothing that touches your face should be. What to do??? Do I sterilize it (somehow) and pretend nothing happened or do I go phone shopping yet again? Oh well, I still have the treo 600 as a spare to use for now I guess. What should I do?

P.S. I know, I don’t post in a while and then type up some a the grossest shit (literally) that this place has ever seen.

P.P.S. Yup, I used up almost an entire bottle of Purell hand sanitizer...lol.

Later all,
Ed.